November 2011
2 posts
#hmm
Gw : setting (jalan setengah sadar, setengah pengen tidur, setengah pusing, udah deh percis sama zombie di plant v. zombie gitu.)
tiba-tiba
A : heey Sinta
Gw : *senyum seadanya* Heyy !!
A : sibuk apa? lo ikutan ahumun?
Gw : *nyengir* hehe enggak nih
A : loh kenapa lo kan biasanya suka yang internasional internasional gitu. *nadaserius*
Gw : HEHEHE
dan gak tau kenapa conversation ini kocak aja di kepala gw.
I'm the Type 4 of Enneagram
Type 4 of Enneagram = Romantic
Romantics have sensitive feelings and are warm and perceptive
What I Like About Being a Four
my ability to find meaning in life and to experience feeling at a deep level
my ability to establish warm connections with people
admiring what is noble, truthful, and beautiful in life
my creativity, intuition, and sense of humor
being unique and being seen...
September 2011
2 posts
3 tags
5 tags
August 2011
14 posts
Puisi Poconggg
Ngabuburit kali ini, aku ditemani oleh sahabat mbulku untuk mencari buku karangan fitrop, pada saat itu waktu menunjukkan pukul 05.00 pm sampailah kami disalah satu toko buku. Tanpa sengaja, kami menemukan buku berjudul “Poconggg juga Pocong” karya @Poconggg SyahReza dan sambil menunggu waktu buka puasa (sebenernya sih eke lagi gak puasa, -__-) akhirnya kita membaca buku berjudul...
“Eating smarties before an exam because you are what you eat”
AADS
*Akhir semester pendek, dan baru AWAL mau masuk semester 7
buka salah satu social network, ngeliat temen seangkatan lo 2008
disusul dengan tweet-tweet ganas sejenis :
dan gw hanya bisa tertegun, termenung memandang timeline sambil bergumam:
“killing me softly with their tweets”
Demam AADC
Intro : siapa sih yang gak tau AADC, sebuah film karya Rudi Soedjarwo yang bener-bener hits pada tahun 2002 silam. Sekarang , topik AADC kembali hangat diperbincangkan, oleh dua orang mahasiswi semester 7, gw salah satunya dan temen gw anind.
Pembicaraan di salah satu Social Network:
Sinta : Nind, lo ada rekomendasi film seru gak?
Anind : HAHAHA PASTI LO GABUT! Lo mau ape?
Sinta : Apa aja deh nind!
Anind : (nyebutin satu-persatu judul film yang kebetulan udah gw tonton semua) zzz, apa dong jadinya?
Sinta : (karena anind menyebutkan beberapa film bule yang lawas2, akhirnya gw terbesit untuk menonton AADC lagi) Nind, klo AADC lo ada gak?
Anind : ada gw , softcopy
Sinta : Besok bagi yee :D
setting : keesokan harinya, di kelas pajak dan kebetulan uas pajak akan dimulai pada hari itu.
Sinta+Anind : (ngebahas pajak dengan gaya serius ketika itu pukul tepat 8 pagi)
Petugas SBA : iyaa ujian kelas ini akan berlangsung pada pukul jam 9 tepat, diharap kalian baca-baca dulu catetannya yaah! (doi langsung menghilang)
Sinta : Nind bosen bet blajar pajak ini
Anind : sama gw jugaa, eh lo mau jadi minta file AADC gak? mane flashdisk!
Sinta : gak adaa nind, eh gimana klo kita nonton AADC dulu sebelum uas pajak? (lalu akhirnya kita nonton dulu lah ini aadc -____-)
“Not everything which makes us feel better is good for us. Not everything which...”
– The Consolations of Philosophy
That awkward moment when someone can't pronounce...
You are like:
And they are like:
HAHA, it happened to me as well. when people try to say Agtrianasari they find hard to pronounce it well, i don’t know why?! was it really hard? #random
“aing gak suka lah sama orang yang cuman mengusung “liability”...”
– pendapat pribadi
July 2011
9 posts
Circle of Life
"Sometimes we make it and sometimes we failed and that's a Circle of Life"
Setting : Rumah (sore hari)
R : Menurut lo gw ntar pas ngambil PK mendingan ambil PK apa ya? ambil pk technology atau ambil perdata? Lo tau kan gw gak begitu interest soalnya sama internasional gitu, masa ntr gw sekelas sama L terus 4 tahun ogaah!
L : (-___-)
G : yang jelas klo pk technology itu cemen, dapet nilainya gampang tapi skripsinya susahnya minta ampun.
tiba-tiba ruangan hening seketika.
A : hehehehehe
G : Omg, tunggu pk lo technology ya?
A : iyaaaa (hehehe)
-____-
Setting : Mobil (udah malem deh)
N : eh udah nonton film "blablablabla panjang dan banyak jenis film gitu" ?
G : gw udah jarang nonton film nih akhir-akhir ini?! -___-
N : hahaha, sibuk sih kamu!
R : (dengan nada nyolot) yaiyalah klo JOMBLO pasti jarang nonton ke bioskop.
G : Jleeb (muka pasrah)
L+N+A : HAHAHAHA
Best of Me Lyrics from Michael Buble
So many years gone, still I remember How did I ever let my heart believe in one who never gave enough to me And so many years gone, love that was so wrong I can’t forget the way it used to be and how you changed the taste of love for me You were my one more chance I never thought I’d find you were the one romance I’ve always known in my mind No one will ever touch me...
“Hidup lo, Judgement lo sendiri Sin”
– Salomo Jhuan Anggara Tampubolon
Michelle by Vincent DiCola (from Artistically...
“ternyata ada tiga hal yang paling sensitif di dunia ini :
1. Uang
2. LPG...”
June 2011
15 posts
Right Things
This may be the answer for all your worries and ancient betrayal,
“You will be blessed when …”
You choose to be content
accepting that you are in the right place now for your growth, discovering that the peace you seek is within you—that today’s miracles are enough, and knowing that you will grow according to your faith in God.
You choose to be responsible
knowing that you...
“You are part of my existence, part of myself. You have been in every line I have...”
– From Great Expectation book by Charles Dickens
(this is my favourite line!)
kanan-kiri
bimbang, bagaimana harus bersikap; binggung apa yang harus terucap
terkadang terlalu munafik untuk tidak peduli
bungkam tanpa ekspresi
berbicara tanpa jeda
siklis,
membuat buram
seolah berada dalam suatu persimpangan
kemanakah harus melangkah?
kanan
atau
kiri
Professor vs Student. Science vs God.
An atheist professor of Philosophy was speaking to his class on the problem science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
“Friggatriskaidekaphobia or Friday the 13th”
– theory links the superstition to the demise of the knights templar, a monastic military order whose members were arrested en masse by France’s king Philip IV on Friday, October 13, 1307.
Fish Oil
berhubung terdapat luka-luka di badan dan menyebabkan unfit ke badan terus gw mencoba untuk menggunakan mengoleskan minyak ikan pada bagian tubuh gw. Pas pake, eh kok gw suka sama baunya yah, feels kayak sushi (yums) eh tapi pas adek gw pulang, nanya bau apa ini? gw jawab : minyak ikan. adek : ihh bauuu. (langsung kabur dari kamar gw).
Kejadian berlanjut sama nyokap gw, yang juga baru...
May 2011
9 posts
“15 x 20 x 2000 x 4500 x 95000 x 1.000.000.000.000 x 0 = 0 (Zero);
no matter...”
– Me on Simple Math tell this Tale
“But you’re so busy changing the world; Just one smile and you can change...”
– from Sleep Through The Static Album-Jack Johnson
“Why am I so Bad at being Good?”
– Avatar : The Last Airbender
Aisyah!
setting : Dikelas, dosen sedang menerangkan materi perkuliahan (kelas gw dipindah jadi sekelas bareng sama Anind dan Reynold) Tiba-tiba suara itu, ya suara khas polifonik Fur Elise memecah keheningan kelas. Pemilik telepon genggam tidak menyadari bahwa itu suara yang terinfeksi dari handphone-nya.
Dosen : mengajar (blablabla) tiba-tiba beliau terdiam. seraya berkata : suara apa ini??!
Gw : ngedumel sama anind, jelas-jelas itu suara ringtone handphone!
Anind : Suara dari mana sih! depan kan?! (pertanyaan memastikan dengan raut wajah binggung meyakinkan)
Gw : Iya nind,dari depan deh!
Reynold : beuh itu tuh itu, si Aisyah! Heuh Aisyah!
Anind : BEUH DASAR AISYAH
Gw : Aisyah siapa sih? itu kan si Fitri yang mirip Ineke Kosherawati!
Anind+Reynold : Bukan Aisyah, namanya udah aisyah banget!
Gw : Sebenernya namanya bukan itu, bukan pula Fitri ataupun Ineke, gw pernah dikasi tau temen gw nama dia sebenernya
Anind : Emang siapa?
Gw : Lupa -_______-